Family

[cwspellowe]

Hang on, where the f*ck did you come from? That's a perfectly valid post and i'm gobsmacked it came from you? Fooby I mean, not you Kim. I thought you were still stuck in 1998 thinking of Wet Wet Wet jokes.

I think the main issue is that me and Linzi are one of those "alternative" couples. You know, like all the other retards on here, a teency bit anti establishment and non conforming? Whereas the rest of my siblings were raised and bought into the whole "School - degree - job - white wedding - child - grandchild - die" life.

There's been trouble brewing for a while because I don't buy into the whole "we're happy because we have a beautiful house and two cars and lots of shiny things" thing. I believe in the "i've found my best friend in life who's different from everyone else in the world and I wouldn't change it for a thing" thing.

Not to mention i've a good three years more experience than her in being a parent, yet she continues to speak to me like a child. Interesting. She even played the amateur psychologist by suggesting it was in fact me who has an inferiority complex.

No, I just don't suffer morons gladly, regardless of whose vagina we came from.