COTM - Best 5 door

[Eeyore]

I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.

It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.

If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.

I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.

I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.

There, I said it.

brilliant view mate. Seeing as mine is in the voting atm. Ive had 5 door 306s. one was off my now dead grandparent so thanks for insulting them too!

Maybe your car isnt to everyones taste either?


For example i hate the colour black! Therefore your car must be shit. Doesnt feel great does it?

If you have a serious crash with people in the back and they die in a fireball because your dead fat arse is stopping them from escaping and they cant get out because there were no doors then youll feel very silly! Thats one reason for having 5 doors and there is another reason too... choice!

So how about you dont come on here. Tell half the forum AND THEIR FAMILIES to f*ck off! With only 121 posts its pretty rich.