Hi there

[Connor]

-Crank (bottom) pulley is wobbling like mad - No idea how much for a new one, but could get one from a scrappy cheap
-Leak in driver's footwell - Could be leaking heater matrix, dodgy door seal or leaking windscreen
-Rear axle is shagged, O/S/R wheel is rubbing on something metal and both have negative camber Undecided - Gonna need replacing/refurbing, picking up a second hand axle will be cheapish ~£50 for a drum beam, but that could be just as worn as yours, refurb kit is about £100 for seals and bearings, but you also might need a pair of shafts
-Discs wobble when braking at high speed - could be warped discs, or disc might not be seated properly
-N/S top mount bearing needs doing - £20-30 for top mount and bearing
-Down on power. Cannot tell when turbo kicks in. Won't even wheelspin in 1st gear! - stop trying to be a chav... more info needed on whats wrong
-Washer jets are completely blocked - get xsara mist jets, part no. 6438v8
-Mileage display bulb has gone so you can hardly see it - change the bulb...
-Not had an oil change for 10k Undecided - get it changed, service schedule is 6k
-Clutch judders and genrally seems weak - what do you mean by feels weak?
-MOT and Tax expired! - self explanatory