24-12-2011, 10:07 AM
Bahahaha that's rad! Same as dum-dum, i'm still on the 3-for-a-£1 stuff I bought 5 years ago.
And you're all missing a trick btw....
While the missus is out, get out all the presents and paper, scatter some pretty, sparkly bits, tape and scissors across the floor and half wrap one present. Wander off to find beer and wait for missus to arrive. When she comes through the door and starts making excited noises, spout something like the following: "I forgot how much you love making presents all pretty, you can do it if you want. In fact, i'll go one better; you get on, i'll make you a drink...."
Now I have double pussy points and still don't have to wrap anything (apart from her presents lol) heheh heh.
And you're all missing a trick btw....
While the missus is out, get out all the presents and paper, scatter some pretty, sparkly bits, tape and scissors across the floor and half wrap one present. Wander off to find beer and wait for missus to arrive. When she comes through the door and starts making excited noises, spout something like the following: "I forgot how much you love making presents all pretty, you can do it if you want. In fact, i'll go one better; you get on, i'll make you a drink...."
Now I have double pussy points and still don't have to wrap anything (apart from her presents lol) heheh heh.