Veet hair removal....

[Grant]

tentatively applied said evil smelling unguent to ones own merry maypole and carried on down to the tatey sack and went 2 laps around the old rusty bullet hole for good measure with the spatula.
No pain at first but just like a good curry, it sneaks up you

I have never been an exponent of wedding vegetable topiary and normally my old fella peeps out from something that looks like a reject from a candy floss stall

Deforestation? It was more like a Scorched Earth policy. Big Willy and the twins turned into a spent match and two raisins of pain and as I writhed in silent agony on the bathroom floor, clutching all I hold most dear in one hand and flinging excess foam around with the other my wife walked in and stood in gaping horror at the scene before her

I am actually crying with laughter here!