Job Hunt and Health Issues

[lolsteve]

Perhaps this story will help .

This was the first year of uni in halls, it'd only been a couple of months since we started and people were still getting to know one another so we ordered a curry. Being bradford the curry was dodgey and made some of us feel a bit dicky so we threw out the remains except one lad.
He being a yorkshireman through and through refused to waste it, so he left it out for the day while he went to uni (it was sat on top of the boiler in the sun so was kept mildly warm) he then came home from uni and in his words "half heatedly heated it up" then chowed down.
that night we went to the pub and had a couple of drinks but not too many as he had an exam the next day.

The story then goes he woke during the night with an off feeling tummy so he had a fart and went back to sleep. He then awoke some time later to notice the smell had not gone and he'd infact completely shat himself and the bed. Being the middle of the night he stripped off had a shower, flipped the bed and went back to sleep. in the morning he had no time to sort out the mess so went to his exam again leaving the mess in a pile on the floor all day in a small locked room.

When I saw him that evening he invited me into his room to show me something, where he proceed to kick the pile and reveal the shitty shame with a huge grin on his face.
He didnt try and hide it and told everyone in the flat. he even put the stuff in the communal washing machines and refused to tell us which one he'd used as a sort of sick power trip. while he reused the bedding the pajamas apparently did not pass the "sniff test"
To this day he'll happily tell the story or be in the room when someone else tells it often ending it off with "everybody shits themselves"

This man is my best friend and we lived together for another 3 years after this. No one dislikes him for shitting himself, we just have a laugh and move on
In short, dont worry about it and just go out and live your life