What have you gotten away with?

[Eeyore]

I got pulled for driving stupid and coaling through town haha..... according to the officer i was down-shifting and hitting the redline causing my car to smoke and if i continue to do that i will blow it up == I just said yehyeh and apologised and got let off pheewwww!

and then coaled him as you drove off?

oh also... i was followed and stopped at my mates house because he 'opened the door before the car was fully stopped'.

Ive also been let off for drink driving twice... because i hadnt drunk anything!

oh and i was pulled over for... "being a young driver in an old car". i was let off for being young and my car being old too!