24-06-2015, 07:02 PM
2 men at a bar on the 30th floor of a hotel.
1st man at the bar asks the bartender for a shot of magic flying vodka.
necks it, runs to the window and jumps out.
5 minutes later he runs back into the bar, sits down and proceeds to order another shot of magic flying vodka. Again straight after he runs to the window and jumps out.
the second man at the bar wonders what the hell is going on, within five minutes the 1st man returns again and sits down.
the 2nd man asks him what is happening and how he is doing this.
the 1st man replies saying this is the only bar in the world that sells magic flying vodka and persuades the man to have a go.
he orders a shot, goes up to the window, jumps and falls to his death.......
the bartender says. You can be such a dick when you're pissed Superman........
1st man at the bar asks the bartender for a shot of magic flying vodka.
necks it, runs to the window and jumps out.
5 minutes later he runs back into the bar, sits down and proceeds to order another shot of magic flying vodka. Again straight after he runs to the window and jumps out.
the second man at the bar wonders what the hell is going on, within five minutes the 1st man returns again and sits down.
the 2nd man asks him what is happening and how he is doing this.
the 1st man replies saying this is the only bar in the world that sells magic flying vodka and persuades the man to have a go.
he orders a shot, goes up to the window, jumps and falls to his death.......
the bartender says. You can be such a dick when you're pissed Superman........