14-05-2015, 02:06 PM
(14-05-2015, 07:17 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote:You southern ponces stop at bacon? Eggs, lorne, black pudding, calf fries, tomato?(14-05-2015, 07:02 AM)Sian Wrote: Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
Your no wife of mine, any woman I marry will be able to make a decent bacon sandwich using a sufficient quantity of bacon.
Learn to bacon then we talk.