Unconventional Income

[r3k1355]

You've both met me, do you honestly think I'd be any good at security?

'Erm, excuse me, could, umm, could you leave please, you're not meant to be here'...

99% of security companies don't expect you to put yourself on offer, you ask people to leave and if they don't you call the police.

I'd imagine the most they'd want you to do is keep them on camera, while the police arrive.
The last thing a company wants is their security guard getting hurt on the job and putting in a claim.