17-01-2015, 03:10 PM
Do not even get me started on this... There's about 6 different types of drivers on the road:
1. Young girls/lads - usually with mates in the car, totally oblivious, feel that they've just passed their test so are invincible... Usually more interested in changing tracks on their ipod or texting their mates.
2. Old people - oblivious as f*ck, usually driving slow, has an AA/AIM badge on the front which simply says that they substitute being aware with simply driving slowly.
3. Middle aged cocks - Usually just bought an A4 or 3 series on finance, or it's a company car. Think that the world owes them a favour and that they are above you. If you're driving sensibly, they will hurl abuse at you and flash their lights at you until you move out the way as they're on their way to sell storage heaters to someone. Obviously more important than you.
4. Blokes called Barry - Usually driving a Mk2 Mondeo, Ford C-Max or Rover 75, wear a gold chain round their neck and have tattoos - regularly talk about how they've "been driving for 25 years" and that they know far better than you, regularly shun anyone in a remotely modified car and are up their own arses about it. Anyone using a merge in must be stopped by me driving 4mm from the car in front because they're "pushing in" and that's not allowed. I'm British and you're pushing in and I'm going to then probably get out of my car and lecture you about how you're young and I know better than you.
5. Ditzy Women - putting makeup on in rear view is the most important thing, driving their Audi Q7/BMW X5 isn't. The sort that will have a flat tyre in a carpark and then ring the AA and say they're a woman with children at the side of the M25 and they're going to die if they don't get there soon. No love, man the f*ck up and at least give changing it a go yourself - I can guarantee about 20 minutes ago you were whinging about how women aren't treated equally... So I'm sure you can give changing a tyre yourself a go - it's really not difficult.
6. Car enthusiasts - some may be alert, good drivers, but normally driving a bit fast anyway and one of the people above will have done something wrong, and they'll have a crash - that's just life.
You can't win.
1. Young girls/lads - usually with mates in the car, totally oblivious, feel that they've just passed their test so are invincible... Usually more interested in changing tracks on their ipod or texting their mates.
2. Old people - oblivious as f*ck, usually driving slow, has an AA/AIM badge on the front which simply says that they substitute being aware with simply driving slowly.
3. Middle aged cocks - Usually just bought an A4 or 3 series on finance, or it's a company car. Think that the world owes them a favour and that they are above you. If you're driving sensibly, they will hurl abuse at you and flash their lights at you until you move out the way as they're on their way to sell storage heaters to someone. Obviously more important than you.
4. Blokes called Barry - Usually driving a Mk2 Mondeo, Ford C-Max or Rover 75, wear a gold chain round their neck and have tattoos - regularly talk about how they've "been driving for 25 years" and that they know far better than you, regularly shun anyone in a remotely modified car and are up their own arses about it. Anyone using a merge in must be stopped by me driving 4mm from the car in front because they're "pushing in" and that's not allowed. I'm British and you're pushing in and I'm going to then probably get out of my car and lecture you about how you're young and I know better than you.
5. Ditzy Women - putting makeup on in rear view is the most important thing, driving their Audi Q7/BMW X5 isn't. The sort that will have a flat tyre in a carpark and then ring the AA and say they're a woman with children at the side of the M25 and they're going to die if they don't get there soon. No love, man the f*ck up and at least give changing it a go yourself - I can guarantee about 20 minutes ago you were whinging about how women aren't treated equally... So I'm sure you can give changing a tyre yourself a go - it's really not difficult.
6. Car enthusiasts - some may be alert, good drivers, but normally driving a bit fast anyway and one of the people above will have done something wrong, and they'll have a crash - that's just life.
You can't win.
