Unconventional Income

[Toms306]

Just a thought, and tell me to f*ck off if I'm prying too much, but why don't you live with your nan, she might be more understanding, better chance of a routine and if she needs alot of care then thats a good excuse for you to do the cooking and cleaning to your standard.

As for jobs I assume there is lots of old people near you, why not advertise yourself as a local odd job and handy man, do garden and house clearance as you have the trailer, that way you'll usually be close enough to home to pop back for a shit.

As for taking cash and tax and that you'd need to read up online but largely you just need to start keeping records of all your "business" ins and outs (including fuel and food while your working, any tools etc). I'm sure some of the self employed people here will be able to shed better light on this.


Also dude I wish my house was big enough to offer you a room but it isn't and TBH I'd make your OCD worse and I have no routine.

Whilst I'd be lost without my Nan, I couldn't live with her lol, its an option that was considered.  She isn't understanding of mental problems at all, which is ironic as she now has pretty bad anxiety problems since losing my Grandad.  All she knows is that I shit a lot, you cant explain anything else to her, try and explain OCD to her she'll take offence and think I'm calling her 'dirty'.  She's disabled but not enough to need a carer, I just do heavy housework (hoovering etc) and gardening and stuff like that, she's perfectly capable of looking after herself atm. 

I tried the gardener/handyman idea.  Only got one call in 2 months of the ad being out and I couldn't even answer the phone for that call.

Yodel/Hermes driver? You have to talk to people but only briefly

Have to work long hours though and I just don't have the time.  That sort of thing would be ideal when I do have a place of my own though!

be a porn star...

at least then if you are getting f*cked, its for your job!

Do a nice dump on someone's chest...

You watch some weird stuff!

Breaking cars would be an option if you had some space. Tried renting a council lock up?

You need licences to break cars legally due to contaminants such as AC gas and oil etc, can only do it in specific areas as well.  Its alright doing one of two if they're donors for other cars but I couldn't do it as a main income.  There aren't any council lock ups round here, they're all privately owned.  But I am looking for some barn space instead.