How is this guy not dead

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*So until 9th April (my birthday) when I get my GoPro hero, you're all safe from videos of me masturbating

Lolz. But in all seriousness, absolutely bang on the head mate, there's a massive gulf between driving within the law and driving safely, far too many people seem to place way too much faith in there being any kind of correlation between the two, which - for the record - there isn't.