Pre-Winter checks...are you ready?

[Grant]

Im really prepared.

I've;

-Let some air out of the tyres so they are almost flat, for improved grip.
-Taken the water out of the cooling system so there is nothing to freeze, and also raise engine temperature quicker in this harsh environment
-Put a can of easy-start in the glovebox
-A pack of condoms for water carrying in survival conditions
-A bag of table salt for de-icing or to season my chips when i get stuck and go to the chippy
-Emergency tights to wear in events of extreme cold, or scenarios where I wish my identity to remain anonymous.
-Bon Jovi CD in the changer, to ensure that in the unlikely event I should get stuck despite my thorough preparation, I can enjoy some choooons.