eBay question - am I being unreasonable?

[WiNgNuTz]

Why not? Sounds good to me....

I went with "I WILL CUT OFF YOUR f*cking HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!! I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YOU!!!"

No seriously, I just explained that I didn't want to pay a tenner in postage for nothing and he agreed. Faith restored in eBay.

'Hell i like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister!'

Best film to quote from ever

"Your days of finger f*cking old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over!"

"You will give your rifle a girls name. Because this is the only pussy that you will be getting!"

FTFY.