01-11-2014, 07:06 AM
(31-10-2014, 11:52 PM)Rippthrough Wrote: "Pay for the postage or I'll cut yer knackers off with a rusty spoon" doesn't count as a decent email Matt.Why not? Sounds good to me....
I went with "I WILL CUT OFF YOUR f*cking HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!! I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YOU!!!"
No seriously, I just explained that I didn't want to pay a tenner in postage for nothing and he agreed. Faith restored in eBay.