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Yeah Matt you can, you can loose your driving licence for any cycling offence or any other offence for that matter (think burglar using his own car to go and commit burglaries and committing no road traffic offences, just the burglaries could be disqualified as part of his punishment)

Drunk in charge of a pedal cycle comes under the same law that makes it illegal to be drunk in any public place and when was the last time you heard of anyone being arrested for being drunk in public?

Yes. I'l admit it was stupid and very naughty but very very f*cking funny too.