Stop Kony.

[Matt]

If you sing this to the sound of the fresh prince of bel air theme tune..

IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N RAISED
ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN' RELOADIN' ALL COOL
AND TAKING SOME AFRICAN KIDS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET
THEY STARTED ONE CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN DEMANDED, THEY SAID "YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN"

I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR
IF ANYTHING I COULDA WENT TO A FEW VILLAGES AND INSTALLED MORE FEAR
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, YO KIDS WE'RE OUTTA HERE"

I PULLED UP IN THE SUDAN 'BOUT 7 OT 8
AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI "UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER"
LOOKED AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL OF MY HOMIES
TO SIT AT MY THRONE, COS I'M JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKIN' KONY

FLOL!!!! This had me in stiches!