Standards of driving rant

[THE_Liam]

So todays drive to work:

1. Followed a taxi driver for 2 miles through a roundabout and 4 sets of lights - didn't indicate once.
2. Lass in a Polo in gym gear (quite fit actually) roars up to my back bumper at about 50 in a 30, then starts gesturing for me to speed up. This is a dual carriageway so she can overtake, but no, she wants to speed in this lane so I have to move. Fog lights in the Benz will work without the lights on, so started flicking the rear fogs on. She followed me all the way down, slamming on her brakes even though I wasn't actually slowing down, but then speeding back up to my bumper. Couldn't stop laughing
3. Guy in a Vauxhall Combo swerving between 2 lanes with no indicators to try overtake me because he tried and failed to block me coming off a sliproad and HAD to get ahead of me again.
4. Golf GTI, suity twat driver on mobile, coming up to a red light at about 50 in a 30, light turns red, goes straight through 5 seconds later and missed a Transit by INCHES. Transit then proceeded to give chase, and I don't blame him. Hope he killed the lady garden.

This is a 5.5 mile drive that takes 20 minutes. If someones lack of talent doesn't cause a crash...