Taking the stripped out 306 thing a bit far...

[Niall]

I'm just surprised that they didn't somehow get a link to illegal immigrants, house prices, Diana or cancer into the article somewhere - their standards are clearly slipping...

If you read it backward, it gives 7 reasons why you should support UKIP.

The Mail talking utter s**te is par for the course isn't it?

Oh yeah definitely! It just pisses me off when i read it. Same with the likes of The Sun.
If you read that article, it could of been cut down to about a third of what it is but instead the writer has padded it out by repeating their self over and over again to make it look like they actually possess some sort of intelligence.

Well that's your fault for actively reading The Sun.

You could read cave art for news on current affairs to the same effect

I don't actively read the sun. I read it when i get links like that to it.
Funny though because there used to be a copy of it every day in your van. But then i suppose a pikey doesn't have the intelligence to read anything else other than the sun or a pizza menu