Give respect where respect is due

[THE_Liam]

Had a teacher at my school, Miss Pringle. Massive norks and quite pretty too, I was in year 9 when she started and she must have been about 23-24. Saw her in a pub about 5 years later and tried it on, basically got told to piss off, but imagine the next morning...

"Can I use your phone?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I need to phone someone"
"Who?"
"EVERY LAD IN MY YEAR 9 FORM!!!"