Well if they do let you go make sure you f*ck everything up before you leave.
Drain the oil out of all the machinery
Loosen all the plumbing in the house (especially old radiator valves)
Drain the heating system so the boiler won't fire
Plant a load of weeds in the flowerbed
etc etc etc
with abit of luck after a couple of weeks they'll be begging you to come back as everything has fallen apart.
Drain the oil out of all the machinery
Loosen all the plumbing in the house (especially old radiator valves)
Drain the heating system so the boiler won't fire
Plant a load of weeds in the flowerbed
etc etc etc
with abit of luck after a couple of weeks they'll be begging you to come back as everything has fallen apart.