Phrases that annoy you at work.

[bigcheez2k3]

"You've not had the correct training" - f*ck off - I probably have significantly more knowledge than you - only difference being you just sat in a classroom and had someone talk bullshit at you for 2 days and got a certificate out of it.

Yep, annoys the f*ck out of me sitting in training and pointing out that the person delivering the training is wrong. Its a team pastime really bullying trainers. The boss likes it I think as it proves we weren't entirely asleep.

Even worse is the online training, click next a hundred times, guess the answers to the quizes (if not hit the back button and input the correct answers on any you guessed wrong) and get a certificate at the end of it that qualify's you to do something new and exciting

Exactly how I used to do the training at Pizza Hut. Yes, there was training at Pizza Hut...I thought I got all my training when I got my driving licence