23-10-2013, 11:19 AM
Some real quality laughs there! This one in particular is pretty bad!
when I was 17 yrs old, I started dating my brothers best friend, she was 3 yrs older than me and had very rich well to do parents.
A few weeks into the relationship, the parents decided to go out for a meal. 5 minutes later she's sat on the sturdy kitchen table, me standing in front going at it like you do at that age, when the door handle started to turn on the kitchen door. No time for a withdrawal or a cover up the long skirt was "arranged" and I stood there as though we were having a hug. The mother announced the car battery was flat so they were going to eat in
25 minutes later, we are still in the same position, my legs burning from trying to hold up my undone jeans, them bustling around with their quick meal preperations before finally taking the food into the dining room. We 'disengaged', thinking we'd successfully covered up our antics only to have the father come in 5 minutes later in tears of laughter to tell me her knickers resting on my feet had been a bit of a give away. They'd only come back in to pick up his glasses but having seen the situation couldn't resist prolonging the moment
Second most embarressing was giving a girlfriends arse a really good squeeze while out shopping, only to find she was no longer standing beside me and some large bloke had replaced her. Telling him I thought he was my girlfriend didn't seem to appease him much either.
when I was 17 yrs old, I started dating my brothers best friend, she was 3 yrs older than me and had very rich well to do parents.
A few weeks into the relationship, the parents decided to go out for a meal. 5 minutes later she's sat on the sturdy kitchen table, me standing in front going at it like you do at that age, when the door handle started to turn on the kitchen door. No time for a withdrawal or a cover up the long skirt was "arranged" and I stood there as though we were having a hug. The mother announced the car battery was flat so they were going to eat in
25 minutes later, we are still in the same position, my legs burning from trying to hold up my undone jeans, them bustling around with their quick meal preperations before finally taking the food into the dining room. We 'disengaged', thinking we'd successfully covered up our antics only to have the father come in 5 minutes later in tears of laughter to tell me her knickers resting on my feet had been a bit of a give away. They'd only come back in to pick up his glasses but having seen the situation couldn't resist prolonging the moment
Second most embarressing was giving a girlfriends arse a really good squeeze while out shopping, only to find she was no longer standing beside me and some large bloke had replaced her. Telling him I thought he was my girlfriend didn't seem to appease him much either.
Doesnt even own a 306.