show us ya chip pan.

[cwspellowe]

That's not mine, google ftw.

Linzi: "what on earth are you doing?"
Me: *considers explaining, instead admits to being gay as it's easier to explain*

haha my old man is sat next to me at the moment

him: Why is there a pic of some hairy bollocks on your screen
Me: well....errr....oh f*ck it, you wouldnt understand.

I'm just doing my bit to give Scott his bi-weekly heart attack. Moderate this bitch!