Car parks *facepalm*

[kingy]

I had to park up in a supermarket a few months ago, all the parent and child spaces gone, eventually found a space. Came back to the car and a VW Golf had parked next to me using a fag paper as a guide for adequate space. Sadly I couldn't get the child seat in the car. I had to force my door open to get in.

I feel ashamed of the next bit. Cos it was such a squeeze I decided I'd really whack the scabby old Golf with my car door to try and dent it.

Only it backfired.

Dented my door instead.

Golfs are tough.

my trick includes a 2p. allllll the way down the side. and i dont care what anyone says. shouldnt have been their in the first place.
only people with young babies will understand me on this one.
why should my baby get even colder and wetter because i have to park half a mile away because some arsehole has taken a spot ment for me. total tossers imo.

I've accidentally lost control of my trolley sometimes. Completely by accident.

Don't know how English Law is on this actually, but in Scotland any marked disabled spaces on the roads aren't actually legally recognised. If you wanted to you could park in a disabled space and all anyone could do is get a bit huffy with you. Common courtesy would say to not park in one, as its obviously there for the benefit of someone with limited mobility, but yeah, you can actually park in them and fear no repercussions if you feel like being a moron.

pretty sure you got to have a blue badge in ya window to park in a diabled spot but all you need for a parent and child spot is a BABY ON BOARD. lol.
once i saw a bloke getting out with no kids and when i asked him where they where he said i am picking them up.
not beleiving a word of it i parked behind him blocking him in and waited for him to come back. yes sad i know but i was right. he came back with a bag of shopping and no kids. i left my car where it was and went to get 4 cans of stella and 20 b&h silver. bloke was doing his nutt. i just pissed myself laughing in his face. feck em i say.