First time being pulled over...

[Dicky]

First time I got pulled was for being parked in traffic and answered my phone, said 'Driving can't speak' the cop clocked me... followed me for 2 miles then gave me 3 points and a £60 fine.

Second time was for driving like a lady garden

Third time was because somebody reported my car in a hit'n'run, when I was nowhere near where it happened

Fourth time was for coaling, asked why my car was smoking 'Turbos on its way out' then had a chat about the cars he's owned etc lol