POLICE SMASH MY CAR UP!

[Niall]

Jesus!!!! That's insane! Perhaps they could have phoned you and spoke to you like a human!?

haha how sheltered are you ginge? where would they get the number from in such a short time and hows the conversation going to go?

"hello Mr ******. We're phoning from the met police. We believe you have a bomb in your car? Do you?"

Seems harsh but when you consider how often these sort of things are found in london, it is understandable.