Barely legal drivers

[Eeyore]

...black people cant be clever? D:

You just can't help yourself can you?

I see what you did there. Twisting my words!

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You better get your middle class ass back to Waitrose!

I do actually shop in Waitrose because i dont have a need to steal stuff.

so.... youre saying the black people steal in tesco?

youd be partly right. My flatmate (from the previous seat belt story that started the whole thing) in second year used to pick up chicken as soon as we got into tescos. Hed eat it out of the packet as we were going round the shop and then when we arrived at the crisps section he would bury the empty packaging under all the bags of crisps! Didnt even happen once or twice, it was a weekly occurance!