28-03-2013, 07:44 PM
(28-03-2013, 07:39 PM)Matt Wrote: Smacked in the face with a shovel by the looks of things.
I mean Christ she's ugly, even I wouldn't dare, and I have no standards...
Okay maybe I would
Seconded, If she offered i wouldn't say no.
I wonder if I can get lypo on the NHS, I've paid enough national insurance surely and being fat makes me depressed.
Maybe Niall could get a penis enlargement.