COTM - Best 5 door

[Mattcheese31]

I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.

It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.

If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.

I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.

I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.

There, I said it.

don't be sorry that you're a c*nt . . . . be happy that you're one, a big, hairy, sloppy, stinky kipper of a c*nt at that . . . .