road rage

[cwspellowe]

People who pull out on you on roundabouts then kick off at you for sounding the horn. Some bloke once did it to me and when I blew the horn, he swung round and followed me and then blocked me in at a set of lights and got out to "F*cking teach me some manners" as he put it. I just nutted the c*nt and he fell over, which surprised me as he had a modified Impreza and was therefore 1434 times harder than me...

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What's even more annoying is when blind lady gardens can't see a 3 Tonne Transit coming round the roundabout. And then when the driver of the Transit beeps the horn to express his displeasure at the fact that a van travelling at 30mph that stamps on the brakes round a wet roundabout is a little bit poo worthy, the blind lady garden stops his car in the middle of the road, holding up everyone behind him.

He then swings his door open in a fit of rage and to me, anyone bringing me to a stop and flying out their door is attempting to be intimidiating and I endeavour to get my door open as quickly as possible to show that i will NOT be the kind of person to sit in the van all "oh dear he's not happy".

The little prick was ready to go for me til I got out the van, gave him my tuppence about how roundabouts work, and basically shouted louder than him. He got about four feet from his car door and changed his mind and drove away.

f*cking idiot. Worst i'll do is beep the horn, maybe offer some sound advice, but if someone acts like that guy did i'm prepared to go toe to toe.

Not my fault he's a chicken shit businessman in a suit who's never got his fingernails dirty in his life. Back in your shit 4x4 you middle aged junior management reprobate.