27-02-2013, 07:31 PM
The slowing down when joining from a slip road fucks me off, had a bloke do it at half 5 this morning to me, he was doing about 50, I was doing about 70, all 3 lanes of A40 were clear and he slammed his brakes on down to about 30. I had to dive straight out to the middle lane to avoid him.
People who see you come flying up behind them and slam their brakes on wind me up as its just a deliberate attempt to cause a crash
People who accelerate as soon as they realise your overtaking are again f*cking dangerous especially those with fast cars, had a bloke in a scooby almost kill me one night as I got next to him and he decided to match my speed weather i accelerated or braked for over a quarter mile till i ended up stopped on the opposite side of the road with a car coming towards me and him stopped next to me. He swore at me and so i got out to have a few words and he sped off. Utter lady garden!
Next on the list are the people dawdling at 20mph who you overtake and then they decide to sit on your bumper for the next mile flashing their headlights. Surely if they were that bothered they'd just drive faster in the first place and not get overtaken.
Outside and middle lane hogs should be shot. IMO if there's space for them to be undertaken by someone doing less than a ton then fine them, actually no just shoot them.
People who don't make their kids wear sea belts, grrrrrrrrrrr, shoot them all and their kids.
The trolley boy at Tesco where my Ex works winds me the f*ck up, I don't know if shes paid him to be a lady garden or weather he just dosen't like me but we end up having words pretty much every time I'm in. Some of the gems include.
"That's a no entry sign, you cant drive through there"
"If I cant do it how come I just did?"
"Those are disabled bays, you cant park there"
"I am disabled"
"No your not"
"Funny that cos last time I checked dyslexia was a disability and it don't say you have to have a badge"
"You just went through those no entry signs"
"they don't count, its a private car park"
"So it wont count if you run someone over and kill them then?"
"Not if its you"
"Those are mother and baby spaces"
"Actually they're parent and child"
"Same thing, you still don't have a child"
"I'm picking him up from my ex, I'm meeting her in the coffee shop"
ETC
Ill PM you a story about that that is totally un-racist and based entirely on facts.
People who see you come flying up behind them and slam their brakes on wind me up as its just a deliberate attempt to cause a crash
People who accelerate as soon as they realise your overtaking are again f*cking dangerous especially those with fast cars, had a bloke in a scooby almost kill me one night as I got next to him and he decided to match my speed weather i accelerated or braked for over a quarter mile till i ended up stopped on the opposite side of the road with a car coming towards me and him stopped next to me. He swore at me and so i got out to have a few words and he sped off. Utter lady garden!
Next on the list are the people dawdling at 20mph who you overtake and then they decide to sit on your bumper for the next mile flashing their headlights. Surely if they were that bothered they'd just drive faster in the first place and not get overtaken.
Outside and middle lane hogs should be shot. IMO if there's space for them to be undertaken by someone doing less than a ton then fine them, actually no just shoot them.
People who don't make their kids wear sea belts, grrrrrrrrrrr, shoot them all and their kids.
The trolley boy at Tesco where my Ex works winds me the f*ck up, I don't know if shes paid him to be a lady garden or weather he just dosen't like me but we end up having words pretty much every time I'm in. Some of the gems include.
"That's a no entry sign, you cant drive through there"
"If I cant do it how come I just did?"
"Those are disabled bays, you cant park there"
"I am disabled"
"No your not"
"Funny that cos last time I checked dyslexia was a disability and it don't say you have to have a badge"
"You just went through those no entry signs"
"they don't count, its a private car park"
"So it wont count if you run someone over and kill them then?"
"Not if its you"
"Those are mother and baby spaces"
"Actually they're parent and child"
"Same thing, you still don't have a child"
"I'm picking him up from my ex, I'm meeting her in the coffee shop"
ETC
(27-02-2013, 05:31 PM)Niall Wrote: Inidians
Seriously, that may sound racist but ive noticed that the majority of them just cant drive for shit and are so rude and try and bully their way around the roads. Could have something to do with the fact that the driving test out there is literally just to drive up a road a few yards and thats it
Ill PM you a story about that that is totally un-racist and based entirely on facts.