Compbrake-style Quickshifters

[Grant]

If you saw other things I get up to, that's tame. I frequently assault elderly citizens, whilst making inappropriate comments to young women and shutting cats in wheelie bins, all of which I do whilst heavily drunk and playing with myself. In public.

Does the phone seem naughty still?

disclaimer: I am actually a well behaved law abiding citizen and do not frequently divulge in the above events