Facebook.

[InkedMuttley]

Shit man, that don't sound good.

Agreed Facebook is dogshit.

What really annoys me is when your missus would rather you write 'I love you' on her facebook wall so every-f**king-body can see me being a soppy c**t and show 'how happy we are/were'
Which I didn't like because there's always someone out there that isn't happy because of a break up and doesn't want to read our life story.

I hate relationships, I hate Facebook, I hate people but I love you guys.

I blocked and deleted most of my cousins for the exact same reason, being a single guy is hard enough but being single for the best part of 10 years and me continually trying to find someone it gets rather f*cking annoying when you can't get anyone and then you log in and see "Love you, no I love you more!" every single f*cking second of every single f*cking day when 90% of them are only doing that because they've been out the night before got absolutely twatted and shagged the local bike and are trying to make up for it etc. A friend of mine got blocked and deleted by me because I was f*cking sick of seeing him "In a relationship with..." only for it to change to "Single" a few hours later because he's shagged it and f*cked it off in the same sentence.

Really f*cking depresses me when I get to see the womanisers out there acting all lovey dovey to get what they want and then BOOM they're gone when all I am trying to do is find someone and if I can't find someone to live my bitter twisted life the way I choose to without some random lady garden turning around and bugging me with the f*cking mushy gushy shit.

And reading that back...f*ck I have deep seated issues.