Facebook.

[bigcheez2k3]

Don't really bother with Facebook. Just use it to have a nosey now. Nearly split up with mrs once because I was speaking to a old friend. Which got turned round to me wanting to go shag her....

I know this feeling all too well.

And I liked a girls photo a few days ago, so she wrote on my wall "who da fuk r u an y u like my pic u fukin pedo" etc. I explained she was the year below same at school so he pretended she didn't know me :S

Should have told her that was a 'vapid lady garden that is devoid of intelligence'. She'd have spent a week googling the words and will have forgotten it all when she's finished