Guess my new car

[swampy]

Well, after going outside, ive just seen the big f*ck off puddle of oil it has left outside my house. Probably 60cm x60cm!

Typical dum dum spec car! lol

Sounds like the 1st coupe I left a deposit on.

Dealer phones up and says they have discoverd an oil leak when it was in for Mot, says its nothing major but would knock £100 if I agreed to get it fixed myself.

So thinking it was ok when I viewed it nothing major could be wrong, went to collect the car and asked to be shown the leak.
Dealer just points me in the direction of the car, walking up to it I can see a nice puddle on the floor, get down to have a look and it was visably dripping off the side of the under tray!!

Told the dealer I wasn't buying it in that condition, he tried to argue over giving me my deposit back as he had mot and taxed the car, told him that's fine but expect a visit from trading standards.
He was soon in the safe and counting the money back out