Phobias?

[Oil-burner]

I can tell you're not ocd...turn the tap off with your arm/elbow ffs! And yes I do that lol. I agree those non touch soap disoensers are pointless though!

And yes, I'm scared people will laugh at my small Willy. . I've always wondered if other guys do actually look though, id really hope not! Anyway, much better to lock yourself in a cubicle...but even that's not really private enough for me lol.

Na im not that bad! Lol

Haha I thought so. :p

I know what you mean tho, I always feel very vulnerable with my cock in my hand. Always worried some dickhead will push me in the urinal or something and ending up covered in piss!

Worst experience of my life. I was having a piss in the pub when my ex's autistic uncle walks in and stands literally 3cm behind me and says in his deep mono tone voice "HELLO SIMON" f*ck me I nearly shit myself, pissed on my shoe and everything!
He then carried on talking to me while I was trying to get the flow back, he was that close I could feel his breath on my back!
Jesus christ it was terrifying!!!!!