(27-01-2013, 02:11 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Are we counting just the accidental stuff or all the stuff Ive hit on purpose to?
In rough chronilogical order.
A traffic island
Many other traffic islands in revenge attacks for the first one jumping out on me
A Vauxhal zifira (my first 306 write off)
A lamp post sideways at 60mph (my second 306 write off)
An xantia that i punted into a polo on the motorway, this wasnt my fault as one of my back seat passengers was being that much of a knob i had to turn round and batter him thus taking my eyes off the road, thankfully was only doing 10mph.
Many many things in my mondeo as i used to use the tow bar to stop me when i got far enough back into parking spaces
A fire engine pass through a width restriction, a long story but essentially i had no intention of slowing for the restriction and the cobbled bit of the fire engine pass was incredibly slippery and i clipped the kerb.
Then not alot for a very long time (that i can remember) till i hit the bollard in the 6 and wrote that off
and a BMW 330 that cut into my lane on a dual carriageway corner and i couldnt brake quick enough
Also:
Hunderds of traffic cones, well they are designed so you can run them over safely.
Several animals
The odd person (mainly my best mate when he gets too big for his boots and needs taking down a peg or 2)
My best mates shit fiesta repeatedly a la top gear on james may
Theres probably a load more ive forgotten but they fit cars with bumpers for a reason.
This actually made me chuckle!
I hit a dog one morning in my little renault clitoris!
It comes naturally, the aim of the game in stock car racing!