Using a Disabled Toilet

[puglove]

I used a disabled toilet in Tesco once...some c*nt had stolen the chain!

But more to the point...I always use disabled toilets they're always actually clean and there's enough room to wipe your arse without skidding the poverty spec toilet roll up the cubicle wall leaving behind a skid mark that would put Lady Di's driver to shame and a god awful smell that has enough potency to it to render anyone within a 30 foot radius unconscious. I say go for the disabled loo!

You could always fake tourettes, that's a genuine disability!

prepare for the bashing off CAR now