Hahaha, nice!
David Attenborough voice:
Here we see CAR, a truly definitive example of nature's lady gardens, in his natural habitat. One can not help but marvel at the ingenuity with which he works, working tirelessly to maximise the potential of his surroundings. Not finding enough natural soapboxes around the forum, he has taken to creating his own, from which he can look down his nose at the masses, remonstrating all those who come within reach. The local wildlife stands little chance, wandering into his traps, only realising their mistake once it is already too late.
David Attenborough voice:
Here we see CAR, a truly definitive example of nature's lady gardens, in his natural habitat. One can not help but marvel at the ingenuity with which he works, working tirelessly to maximise the potential of his surroundings. Not finding enough natural soapboxes around the forum, he has taken to creating his own, from which he can look down his nose at the masses, remonstrating all those who come within reach. The local wildlife stands little chance, wandering into his traps, only realising their mistake once it is already too late.