23-01-2013, 03:42 PM
TBH id use the disabled toilets most of the time, they tend to be clean and actually have soap/bog paper as nobody uses them.
And there was me thinking that they gave your lady friend something to hold on to on a late night, cant wait till we get home, have no money for a travel lodge session. Thats the bonus of disabled toilets, theyer bigger so theres definitely space for 2 people (or 3 if your a very lucky boy)
Haha LOL I do this all the time parking in the mother and child bays. Theres too many fat kids about and the walk would do them good. Very occasionally if its 3am and i go to Tesco and theres 50 disabled spaces free I park in one of them. Its not like 50 disabled people are gonna turn up to Tesco at 3am now is it.
Also I do kinda have a right to park in disabled spaces. Dyslexia is classed as a disability these days.
(23-01-2013, 11:22 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: they have these awesome metal bars that can be used to spread you legs and assist the evacuation of your bowels. Like stirrups for men.
And there was me thinking that they gave your lady friend something to hold on to on a late night, cant wait till we get home, have no money for a travel lodge session. Thats the bonus of disabled toilets, theyer bigger so theres definitely space for 2 people (or 3 if your a very lucky boy)
(23-01-2013, 02:46 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: As for people with no kids parking in the parent and toddler spaces (note: they aren't parent and child. No your 14 year old doesn't count as a child) they soon find a new trolley dent accidentally appearing on their lovely spanking car.
Haha LOL I do this all the time parking in the mother and child bays. Theres too many fat kids about and the walk would do them good. Very occasionally if its 3am and i go to Tesco and theres 50 disabled spaces free I park in one of them. Its not like 50 disabled people are gonna turn up to Tesco at 3am now is it.
Also I do kinda have a right to park in disabled spaces. Dyslexia is classed as a disability these days.