08-01-2013, 10:44 PM
Went out on the piss one night over Xmas with my lass, got home totally smashed and decided to bend her over the bonnet of the beigemobile seeing as it's still sat in the drive. I'm getting to the point of no return and my neighbour sticks his head out of the window, it went a little bit like this...
"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"
"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"
He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...
"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"
"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"
He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...