Turbo timer.

[cwspellowe]

I looked out the window at my old house one day and had a proper "OMG someone's stolen my car" moment and ran outside.. and found it parked perfectly at the bottom of the hill. Right at the junction.

Upon investigation I found the handbrake really was shite and it must have slowly rolled down the hill to a stop where it levelled out. Thank god for steering lock and quiet villages, it just happily rolled in a straight line and came to a stop almost as if i'd left it there on purpose