Well...

[Niall]

I get laid daily fella

Lucky bastard...9 years for me, pretty f*cking sure my virginity has probably grown back (if that's possible with a bloke)

But on a more serious note there's only going to be enough room for the one big bed but we'll both be living on it so unless she's intending for me to sleep on the floor or on top of the boat we'll be sharing the same bed so who knows!

Wait for some big waves, shove it inside her and when she says what the f*ck are you doing, just say its the waves. could even say your penis was sea sick inside/on her thigh