Ebay Knobber

[Grant]

Not after advice, just thought I'd share my lol'ing at how spasticated some people are...
Pretty much i sold my exhaust collection only, and this berk starts piping up with all this. They want a courier to collect it, i explain i will not wrap it as i dont have the time, but agree to print off and stick a delivery label. Rather comical if you ask me...

Hello ,I have now paid for the item ,there will be an email from "m******hotmail.co.uk" to you to help expediate the postage ,as you have stated you will put the label on for ups services to pick up from the rear of your property.When they come someone has to sign for it ,will a neighbor be fine to do this if you are not at home please just for the record?? anyway I will keep good email communication here. regards

I will print the label for you when i receive the e-mail
I cannot guarantee anyone will be in, but if someone is around then they will happily sign for it. Im happy for the delivery driver to sign for the item should you be happy with this

Regards

Ok thanks for the email i will forward this on in morning to the boss to expediate the ups delivery ,One thing if possible because I know this myself is that ups wont take it as it is .it needs braking in 2 pieces as it needs to be under 1.5 metres long in height so If possible can you try and make sure its broken at least in 2 before they come to pick it up..I have made full payment on the item yesterday cheers regards

This cannot be done. The exhaust is welded together, and therefore longer than 1.5m long. These are things that you should take into consideration when buying something that is collection only item. I am being accommodating enough already....

Hello ,how do you know the exhaust is welded in 3 sections? My exhaust which is the very same one to this is not welded in any section at all , the whole exhaust comes apart in 3 sections each with a flange attached to hold it in place with securing clamps...

I seem to think your not that bothered in selling it at all ,if this does bother you then fine and I will look to buy one direct from manufacturer..It just pains me so much that you dont exactly help your most valued customers out just a little bit .
I understood you didnt want to deliver but Im willing to pay extra to have the thing delivered ? so whats the problem do you want more money for the wrapping up of the item and money for dismantling it into 2 sections?
I mean the very least Im trying to do here is expediate a man to help me get ups to pcik the thing up ,I dont however want ups to get all upset when they see its an overly large item when simply I dont have the capacity to get it home here by car or any other mode of transport ....How would you expect someone to take it home like that ??

In any case im trying to fix my car ,this is beginning to sound like too much hassle.

Hi Is karen again here , I would like to add to my last message if poss that if you cannot split the exhaust we have another carrier in any case ,im usre though that the backbox at least will split,..I also would like you to at least leave the exhaust with a neighbour please so that it can be signed ,this is not my policy bu the policy of the carrier.. I also dont want to have them go and pick the item up and find out its not there so to speak so just to be on the safe side it would be better off left if your not at home with a neibour.. hope this clarifies everything , I understand what u mean when you said collection only but this is a one off for me ,.Its just im desperate for a decent exhaust for my car and I dont want to go to special manufacturer for second quality exhaust thats only going to last 6 months...cheers regards

For those who can be bothered to read it... What a cheddar lol