Opinions...

[InkedMuttley]

Seriously people...The meds I'm on I have no desire for sex all I want is someone to share my love with and enjoy my life rather than being alone all the time.

Dude that's where your going wrong. Get off the meds!
You'll soon be poking your stiff member into the side of her leg ready for round 2!

Can't come off them dude they're anti-psychotics last time I did I ended up getting pepper sprayed!

For those that haven't experienced the miracle that is pepper spray...Do everything you can to avoid it they say it wears off after a little I was still feeling the effects 24 hours later and if it gets on your clothes anybody that approaches you gets the effects which is about the only LOL moment that comes with it.

And I had another fail tonight...Big time, a bird I used to know who I had a bit of a crush on when I first moved up here sat talking to her on facebook was doing one of these "Like for a confession" things...She asked for a personal confession I told her me being me if she wanted a personal one she'd have to inspire me first and got something I really didn't expect from her (she's all sweet and innocent or so I thought!) and I got a nude off of her...my confession "I had a little bit of a crush on you when I first moved up here and still do!" got the message back "You lady garden...I always had a f*cking crush on you did you not get my hints? Every time I saw you I was wishing that you'd have the bollocks to grab me, thrust me up against a wall and use me!!!"

Women need to start using a universal language to say they're interested, if you want us just show us your f*cking clunge if not jog on.