Some f*cking lady garden.......

[Dum-Dum]

I'd have f*cking leathered him. Hope you did some major damage to the bimmer?

At one point I nearly did, seriously thought he was going to hit me and was on the verge of getting Toby out the boot (Toby Four aka the bonnet prop) and after a few minutes of him puffing his chest up and trying to get up in my face despite being 8 inches too short I was quite confident he wasnt.

Ive caved in his rear quater so depending on the age of the car it could be a write off (its on a private plate)

Should have had your badge on you and pulled it out


Proper shutter mate. Still goth the other wing spare right?

Not in that part of london mate to that type of BMW driver, I would of ended up in a pretty evenly matched fight and I just wasnt in the mood. Off Duty Ill pick my battles.

Sadly the other wing got weighed in.

I hope you arrested the twat on the spot.

Just add another one to your tally of arrests lol.

Arrest, what for? In relation to the without due care he would of given me his details had I started down the arrest route and thus negated the need. Sadly no law against being a twat and he wasnt specifically threatening.

I did consider trying to process him for without due care and attention but as above I just wasnt in the mood for the fight.

My tally of arrests is substantial anyway, 4 this week in a run of 6 shifts which is pretty good considering I was station officer one day and court another. Nearly arrested someone for offences against S29 of the town and police clauses act of 1847 which amused me.

sure you didnt hit another bollard???

Seriously, i know a lot of people will think i am stereotyping here but most bmw drivers are absolute wankers. Its just the sort of people that buy them seem to think there all ways right and the road is theirs. Personally if im in the skoda, i dont give a f*ck if i hit any of them especially if its a filter and your on the right and typically they try their best to squeeze down the left! Hit a few now like that and had arguments with them until ive just screamed the law at them and they soon get back in their cars!

This was a very specific type of stereotypical BMW driver who comes form the harlesden/stonebridge area, gives his occupation as "import/export" but has never worked a day in his life, spends his spare time doing his arms in the gym so he looks tonk but still has a bit of a gut and tiny legs. I was surprised about the lack of herbal smell but he did make sure to keep the car doors firmly shut when I got near. Typical of that sort of person knows when theyer in the wrong and will scream and shout and try to intimidate to make you admit that your actually wrong and will get more upset until they succeed.

Heh, just to remind people, Dum-Dum is a PCSO so he doesn't have the power to arrest people. But I don't think he's the type to do that sort of thing anyway. It must have been annoying to have that person shouting at you like you were in the wrong. I guess considering your job you had to restrain yourself a lot right there.

Im used to being shouted at, being told im in the wrong and that apparently people know the law. It mainly goes straight in one ear and right out the other.

He said he was going to call the police and I had to point out to him that at that point it was him refusing to exchange his details so him that was in the wrong and as nobody was injured they wouldnt be coming.