Worse car ever owned

[Hitchos]

Ok whats the worse car you have ever owned??

i have 2 1st a citreon ax 1.4d bought this in haste after my little 205xs was written off when your use to a car going like a stabbed rat it was a bit of a let down when you stuck ya boot down in the ax and it did nothing but that wasnt the worse probelm oh no

1. the wipers were either off or debatable
2. you could only get it to 65mph and that was down hill with a tail wind
3. i had to eject my tapes (remember them ) with a pen
4. the heater packed up in the middle of winter finally fixed that after a trip to my mates and i looked like frosty the snowman by the time i got there (had to drive with the window open to stop it misting up)
5. the head gasket went twice in 7 mths (second time it went i got rid)
6. you had to brake 5 miles before you needed to otherwise you wouldnt stop
7. the clutch went
8. i have sat on more comfy concreate floors
9. the previous owner was a heavy smoker the roof was yellow!!!!!
10. i had to rig the fan to run permantly to keep it cool only problem was it nealy always flattend the battery whilst waiting for the glow plugs to heat up
11. the battery was knackerd

and a whole host of other issues

my second worse was a 1993 K reg 1.8 Sierra had it 8 days and decided to blow up on the m1