Laptop

[Scott]

The rest of the keyboard needs to be bashed in a similar fashion as to how Fooby operates the brakes in his car to write anything
It takes about 25minutes to boot up from cold. I've got about 2gb left of space on the hard drive
It wont actually complete a defrag anymore
firefox occasionally freezes for no apparent reason, then resumes 2minutes later just as I'vegot fed up and left it to do something else

1.
2. Delete some porn
3. Delete more porn, get a better defrag app
4. Stop watching so much porn